Iron Man

A conversation that happened tonight while Jen was out, I was feeding Tobin:

Elinore: Dad do you want to look at this with me.(She is holding up the DVD case from Iron Man)
Kevin: Sure
E: What is this on his chest?
K: That is part of his suit.
E: What does it do?
K: It Protects him.
E: What is on his head?
K: A helmet.
E: What's it for?
K: To protect his head, while he is flying, and while people are shooting at him...I then proceed to describe Iron Man, his cool suit, the fact that he can fly, and then a short bit on his heroic nature...you know, protecting the innocent and such.
E: slight pause.
E: Dad, when I get bigger I want to be Iron Man.
K: Great, what will you do as Iron Man?
E: I don't know.
K: What does Iron Man do?
E: He Irons


There you have it folks...a really frickin' sweet flying suit equipped with all the latest technology so that he can better remove stubborn wrinkles.